Casual Pool Shark Gifts

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

An infinity pool table

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Just a friendly game.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Want to go for a dip?'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

The Easter Bunny in August

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Meeting the Masai didn't improve his management skills quite as much as we'd have liked...but on a positive note he thinks he could now take down a wildebeest at 200 yards with his pool cue.

'Where's your other glove?'