Casual Card Shark Gifts

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"