Pool Shark Wannabe Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Distracting the fish.'

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Just a friendly game.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

The Easter Bunny in August

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Meeting the Masai didn't improve his management skills quite as much as we'd have liked...but on a positive note he thinks he could now take down a wildebeest at 200 yards with his pool cue.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Diving into a Fake Pool