Pool Shark Wannabe Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Distracting the fish.'

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Just a friendly game.'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

The Easter Bunny in August

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players