Pool Shark Prodigy Gifts

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"I tested very high in playing."

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"You don't need English on every shot."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

'Just a friendly game.'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"