Pool Shark Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Now you're snookered!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Suddenly, Leo felt an uncontrollable urge to scratch.

The Easter Bunny in August

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Careful, Larry. He gets pretty upset if you trap him in a corner pocket.'

Meeting the Masai didn't improve his management skills quite as much as we'd have liked...but on a positive note he thinks he could now take down a wildebeest at 200 yards with his pool cue.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

The Dangers of Snooker.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Just a friendly game.'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Sniper Rec Room

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Watching the snooker - "There's something you don't often see. A man attempting to clear the table."

'I'm overlooking the pool now.'

Bishops Snooker

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

"It is a pool table after all."

An infinity pool table

Covid Games

Free Pool

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I will not make this shot."

"Bitch."

'I wish someone would steal my identity.'