Gym Shark Gifts

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

An infinity pool table

Gym Dog

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

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