Snooker Shark Gifts

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

The height of fashion in 1796

Horror movies

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Food Chain

'How about a game of cards?'

Snooker Golf.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

An infinity pool table

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.