Snooker Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Now you're snookered!'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Suddenly, Leo felt an uncontrollable urge to scratch.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

God chalks up his pool cue.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

The Dangers of Snooker.

Birds cue ball escape.

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

Elves playing snooker/Santa watching.

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'