Snooker Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Now you're snookered!'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Am I bald?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Suddenly, Leo felt an uncontrollable urge to scratch.

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

God chalks up his pool cue.

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

"You don't need English on every shot."

"You said 'Let's shoot Paul!'"

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

The Dangers of Snooker.

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'