Seasonal Snooker Enthusiast Gifts

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fall on a desert island

An infinity pool table

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Bishops Snooker

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

People of the Fall

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Snooker.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

4 seasons globe

"You don't need English on every shot."