Snooker Fans Gifts

Death of a Snooker Player.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Bishops Snooker

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Is that the beer talking?'

Soccer Moms

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Snooker.

"I take it your team lost again!"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."