Snooker Fans Gifts

Death of a Snooker Player.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'