Humor-loving Snooker Fan Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Funky Facts: Football.

Snooker Golf.

An infinity pool table

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Bishops Snooker

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Football Boomerang.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

Birds cue ball escape.

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

Old Fred's Seat

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."