Snooker Enthusiasts Gifts

Closing Laugh: Snooker Club - Gone for a short rest - Please form a cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

The best goalie in the world!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Snooker.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Soccer Moms

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

The natural selection process in golf.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."