Snooker Enthusiasts Gifts

Closing Laugh: Snooker Club - Gone for a short rest - Please form a cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Bishops Snooker

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Is the water cold?'

The best goalie in the world!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

The natural selection process in golf.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'No pressure, Louie!!'