Snooker Fanatic Gifts

Old Fred's Seat

An infinity pool table

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

The Hockey World

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Bishops Snooker

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Wilfried Zaha

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Snooker.