Snooker Fanatic Gifts

Old Fred's Seat

An infinity pool table

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Snooker.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!