Snooker Lovers Gifts

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'So there's the chart. We just have a shoot-out and the last ball on the table is the name we go with for the baby.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Finesse fishing

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."