Snooker Lovers Gifts

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Finesse fishing

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Snooker.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."