Snooker Fan Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'He knocks me about you know.'

Snooker Player Plays Golf

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'Is that the beer talking?'

Snooker.

"I take it your team lost again!"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"