Birdwatching Snooker Fan Gifts

Birds cue ball escape.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Snooker Golf.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Can that be right?"

French Early Bird

Mother Duck.

Boomerang cow.

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'