Birdwatching Snooker Fan T-Shirts

Birds cue ball escape.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Snooker Golf.

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

French Early Bird

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"Can that be right?"

Boomerang cow.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."