Universal Snooker Fan T-Shirts

God chalks up his pool cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Bradley Wiggins

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Med School Mascots.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Snooker.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Rugby oldies

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'