Universal Snooker Fan T-Shirts

God chalks up his pool cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

Bradley Wiggins

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Snooker.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Rugby oldies

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'