Humor-loving Snooker Fan Pillows

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Snooker Golf.

Funky Facts: Football.

An infinity pool table

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Bishops Snooker

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Football Boomerang.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Birds cue ball escape.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

Plane crash on football pitch.

Alex Higgins

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."