Snooker Aficionado Pillows

'Now you're snookered!'

The Dangers of Snooker.

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

Snooker.

Snooker Golf.

"Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Snooker.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"I feel like I play better on clay."