Space Snooker Enthusiast Gifts

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Is the water cold?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Mass Deportation Plan

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Snooker.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

A full moon

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'It followed me home dad - can I keep it?'

Pluto