Space Snooker Enthusiast Pillows

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Mass Deportation Plan

Snooker.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

A full moon

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'It followed me home dad - can I keep it?'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'