Snooker Smasher Gifts

Redneck Snooker

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Musician hurts his nose.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"