Snooker Smasher Gifts

Redneck Snooker

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Bishops Snooker

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Snooker.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Official Support Groups

Musician hurts his nose.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'