Stone Smasher Gifts

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Musician hurts his nose.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Workboy"

Women's day - place to work.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Sale.

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

Warranty Void

"How's your blogging going?"

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

Man carving himself out of stone

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'