Particle Smasher Gifts

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Musician hurts his nose.

Cosmic Ray

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Skeets Champion.

Women's day - place to work.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

Warranty Void

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"How's your blogging going?"

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

Destroying Music Speakers.

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

"It's a disgrace! Ten years ago, I was the only woman on the staff, and today I'm still the only woman on the staff."

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

"Cherchez la femme."