Particle Smasher Pillows

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Musician hurts his nose.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Skeets Champion.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Women's day - place to work.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"How's your blogging going?"

Warranty Void

"Cherchez la femme."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

The Birth of Industrial Espionage. (A caveman peers over a small hill while another caveman smashes a smaller rock with a larger rock.)

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.