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Businesswoman Empowerment

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Woman and sport trainer

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Skeets Champion.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Women's day - place to work.

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"How's your blogging going?"

"I've just crashed through the 'Glass Ceiling'."

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

Destroying Music Speakers.

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."