Screen Smasher Pillows

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Women's day - place to work.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"How's your blogging going?"

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

Warranty Void

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"It's a disgrace! Ten years ago, I was the only woman on the staff, and today I'm still the only woman on the staff."

"Cherchez la femme."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Destroying Music Speakers.

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.