Screen Screamer Pillows

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Children and technolohgy

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Livin' the dream

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Screen Addict

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'