Screen Screamers Pillows

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Internet Restaurant

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

I win...you blinked.

RAISED BY PHONES

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"What's this garbage?"

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Family separated by the Internet

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Eraserhead

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Screen Addiction

Modern Wanderlust...

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

A man with blinders on focusing on his computer.

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

Cellphone Addiction

Social Media