Screen Rebels Pillows

"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Blog Breakdown

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Music Piracy

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Computer Frustration

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

Skull Icons

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

Couple holding sign reading 'Facebook is over if you want it'.

Call of the Wild Only

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'