Tv Rebels Pillows

"You kids need to be more productive, so I decided to cut the cable."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I really got used to working from home."

Blog Breakdown

Graffitti.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

Bassoonist cherub.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'