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"Yes, it is an interesting coffee table, isn't it? My husband made it from an old telly we never use."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

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"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

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"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

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"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

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"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.