Screen Time Rebel Pillows

"Mom, can you bring me a snack? I'm too busy texting you right now to get it myself."

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

A bull which has seen red.

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