Screen Time Rebel Gifts

"Mom, can you bring me a snack? I'm too busy texting you right now to get it myself."

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Tunnel of TV

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You are still here."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

A bull which has seen red.