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Screen Time Realist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a screen time realist? Embrace their honest, humorous attitude towards screen addiction with witty gifts that celebrate their love-hate relationship with devices. Perfect for those who keep it real about digital life while adding a little wit to their daily grind.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Digital Fomo!
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Cellphone Islands
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
Child hooking into a television
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"
Children's games and technology
A bull which has seen red.
"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
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Screen Time Realist Gifts Collection
Screen Time Realist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the screen time realist—where humor meets everyday honesty in every cup.
Screen Time Realist Pillows
Check out our pillows collection featuring designs that humorously acknowledge the truth about screen obsession.
Screen Time Realist Prints
Browse our art prints that playfully critique or celebrate the screen time reality, adding personality to any space.
Screen Time Realist T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the screen time realist—perfect for making a humorous statement about digital life.