Screen Time Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for your screen time philosopher? Explore products that combine humor, creativity, and a touch of wisdom. Whether they’re lost in digital musings or love a witty reminder of the mind's power in the digital age, these gifts are just right to inspire, amuse, and provoke thought.

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"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online." mockup

"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

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The Goldfish Bowl

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Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence. mockup

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play." mockup

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes." mockup

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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Cellphone Islands

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Digital Fomo!

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!"" mockup

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey mockup

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed. mockup

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

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“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.” mockup

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

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It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight! mockup

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

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"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later." mockup

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

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"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb." mockup

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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Technologies and distance classes mockup

Technologies and distance classes

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"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!" mockup

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

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"You are still here."

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'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?' mockup

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

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"I now pronounce you man and couch." mockup

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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Tunnel of TV

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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day." mockup

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

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"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it." mockup

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!" mockup

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

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'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!' mockup

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

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"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet." mockup

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

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The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer. mockup

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

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Child hooking into a television

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nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped. mockup

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

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"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?" mockup

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

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"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social." mockup

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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Screen Time Philosophers Gifts Collection

Screen Time Philosophers Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the humor and wisdom of screen time philosophers. Find the perfect cup for reflection and caffeine.

Screen Time Philosophers Pillows

Find pillows that bring a humorous or thoughtful twist to your home decor—ideal for those who love a bit of wit with their comfort.

Screen Time Philosophers Prints

Discover prints that mix humor and philosophy, making an inspiring addition to any space for the modern thinker.

Screen Time Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts that showcase the joys and quirks of digital philosophy. Perfect for the intellectually playful.