Screen Time Philosopher Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Internet affecting your mind.

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

"Time flies" on social media platforms

"Wait. Aren't you going to ask Siri what she wants?"

"I'm not sure about those wing-suits - how do you use your phone?"

"Let us now text!"

"Of course I think about you more than my phone, I'm not selfie."

Technological death

Children's games and technology

"I'm lonely..."

A man and his dog glued to their phones

"You seem very remote."

Childhood Screen Addict

Tempus fugit (Time flees)

"It's not pimples. You've been sitting in front of your screen too long. You're pixelated."

Mobile Parade

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me."

Evolution

It cost $1299. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous.

Colins dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Digital Childhoods

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

"You'll get off social when I tell you you can get off social."

Close Encounters of the Digital Kind

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."