Screen Time Philosopher Pillows

Add comfort and personality to their space with pillows that honor the reflective and creative spirit of screen time philosophers. Great for relaxing moments of thought and introspection.

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television." mockup

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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Internet affecting your mind.

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Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life! mockup

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

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"I'm not sure about those wing-suits - how do you use your phone?"

"I'm not sure about those wing-suits - how do you use your phone?" mockup

"I'm not sure about those wing-suits - how do you use your phone?"

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"Let us now text!"

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"Of course I think about you more than my phone, I'm not selfie."

"Of course I think about you more than my phone, I'm not selfie." mockup

"Of course I think about you more than my phone, I'm not selfie."

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Technological death

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Children's games and technology

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"I'm lonely..."

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A man and his dog glued to their phones mockup

A man and his dog glued to their phones

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"You seem very remote."

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Childhood Screen Addict

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"It's not pimples. You've been sitting in front of your screen too long. You're pixelated."

"It's not pimples. You've been sitting in front of your screen too long. You're pixelated." mockup

"It's not pimples. You've been sitting in front of your screen too long. You're pixelated."

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Mobile Parade

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First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell. mockup

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

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"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me."

"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me." mockup

"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me."

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Evolution

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It cost $1299. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous.

It cost $1299. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous. mockup

It cost $1299. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous.

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Colins dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences.

Colins dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences. mockup

Colins dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences.

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'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?' mockup

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

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'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...' mockup

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

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Digital Childhoods

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"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone." mockup

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

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"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything." mockup

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

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"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad." mockup

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

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"You'll get off social when I tell you you can get off social."

"You'll get off social when I tell you you can get off social." mockup

"You'll get off social when I tell you you can get off social."

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Close Encounters of the Digital Kind mockup

Close Encounters of the Digital Kind

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"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip." mockup

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play." mockup

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes." mockup

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed. mockup

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

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A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey mockup

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

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Screen Time Philosopher Pillows Collection

Screen Time Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the screen time philosopher. Find the perfect blend of wit and wisdom for their daily moments of reflection.

Screen Time Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with prints that resonate with the contemplative mind. Perfect for inspiring or amusing the introspective soul.

Screen Time Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the thoughtful side of screen time. Stylish and clever, these shirts speak to the contemplative spirit.