Screen Time Paradox Lover Pillows

Books and mobiles

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Technologies and distance classes

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

Soccer kids texting

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Modern Portrait Gallery

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

A bull which has seen red.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Children's games and technology

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

Childhood Screen Addict