Books and mobiles
Screen Time Paradox Lover Mugs
Start their day with a humorous nod to their love of tech challenges—our screen time paradox mugs are perfect for sparking smiles over morning coffee or tea.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
Technologies and distance classes
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
Soccer kids texting
Child hooking into a television
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
'I see you both texted that you never talk.'
Modern Portrait Gallery
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
Children's games and technology
A bull which has seen red.
Waiting Room
"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."
Screen Time Paradox Lover Mugs Collection
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