Screen Time Realist Pillows

I'm taking a break from Social media...

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Tunnel of TV

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A bull which has seen red.

Children's games and technology

Free Little Library

Childhood Screen Addict

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."