Screen Time Philosophers T-Shirts

"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

The Goldfish Bowl

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Technologies and distance classes

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tunnel of TV

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."