Screen Time Skeptics T-Shirts

"Our next competitors will attempt a reverse two and ah half somersaults in the pike position...while texting."

"What did people do before texting?"

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

Social networks and children

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Baby Screen Time

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Child hooking into a television

Soccer kids texting

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Childhood Screen Addict

A bull which has seen red.

Children's games and technology

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"You seem very remote."

How Staring Contests Change

Kids today

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

TikTok

"I've got an app for that."

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."