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Screen Time Debaters T-Shirts
Make a statement with our playful screen time debate t-shirts—ideal for anyone who enjoys playful jabs at digital habits and loves showcasing their tech-savvy personality.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
Digital Fomo!
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"You are still here."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"
A bull which has seen red.
Children's games and technology
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
Childhood Screen Addict
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
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Screen Time Debaters T-Shirts Collection
Screen Time Debaters Mugs
Explore our collection of screen time debate mugs—stacked with humor and personality to brighten their mornings.
Screen Time Debaters Pillows
Find fun and quirky pillows that celebrate the humor of screen time debates—perfect for the living room or bedroom.
Screen Time Debaters Prints
Check out our witty prints about screen time—great for adding humor and personality to any space.