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How Staring Contests Change

'It's the only way I can get the kids to take notice!'

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."

Facebook and chain

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"You are still here."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A bull which has seen red.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone