Screen Time Challenger Mugs

'It's the only way I can get the kids to take notice!'

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."

Facebook and chain

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"You are still here."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A bull which has seen red.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."