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The Addict

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Technologies and distance classes

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."