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"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Free Little Library

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."