"Here - what have I told you about sitting too near to the screen?"
Screen Time Skeptic T-Shirts
Express their stance on digital detox with our witty screen time skeptic t-shirts. Perfect for casual wear, these tees make a playful statement about valuing real-world moments over screens.
"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"
"Darling, you look so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on my phone."
"We never talk anymore."
"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."
"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."
"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"
Computer in medical museum as a prosthetic
"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"
"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."
Family economy
See vs. Look
"What are you doing?"
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"You are still here."
Technologies and distance classes
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Tunnel of TV
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
Screen Time Skeptic T-Shirts Collection
Screen Time Skeptic Mugs
Discover our range of screen time skeptic mugs and enjoy your coffee with a side of humor about digital detox. Perfect for daily reflection and witty banter.
Screen Time Skeptic Pillows
Relax with our humorously themed screen time skeptic pillows. An amusing way to promote mindfulness and technological balance at home.
Screen Time Skeptic Prints
Add some witty decor to your space with prints that challenge screen obsession. Inspire conversations about genuine connection and responsible tech use.